About five years ago, well, this stuff happened.

About this this time, five years ago, M.U.S.C.L.E. collectors received the early holiday gift of the Toilet Claw.

About this time, five years ago, I was wishing people a Happy Thanksgiving.

And Kyle. And Vader.

It’s Saturday morning.

Enjoy pooping by wasting a few minutes reading this.

I didn’t boil my Grandma. Felt like I should start with that.

The title will make more sense as you continue reading.

About this time, five years ago, one project kicked off a nightmare.

The another project continued to…false start?

About this time, five years ago, I made sure it would be ok if I was hit by a beer truck.

What made it ok? Joe Morrison.

About this time, five years ago, Bill sent in a figure with his eyes filled in.

Yesterday was Friday. Today is Saturday.

Truthful lyrics really strike a chord with me.