This SUS took more effort than I expected to answer a question.

Hangover questions should never be difficult.

This post’s title has nothing to do with Dave Matthews. That dudes sucks.

In fact this post might be a monument to the idea, “Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.”

I get it lady.

Stirring can be hard sometimes.

Can you believe how long it took to use a stirring gif for Stir Up Saturday?

I can see the sink just fine in this clip. I know there is a sink.

What else do you do on a 5th birthday?

Pizza party!

If you can read this, then you have amazing eyes.

President Abraham Lincoln was shot today, April 14th, by John Wilkes Booth.

It will make more sense soon.

“A king without power is an absurdity.”

Thank you for the perfect quote Mr. Monroe.