This will make more sense after you’re done reading the post.

Do I ever shut up?

I do not, no. (At least in this post.)

I have a feeling this kid is cooler than I was.

Than I am.

Wanna quickie?

Yeah, that seems right.

I Googled UofMUSCLE and gif.

I didn’t remember this one and it made me happy. Good enough for me this week.

Huh? What?

You’re weak.

Five years ago was pretty cool. Do you remember?

It doesn’t take much to shift from happy to sad.

Sure some other things happened five years ago, but nothing more important than Infestors.