Epilogue – Week of July 23rd


I know I’m a pessimist.

I don’t know that because I’m complaining about something or being negative. I know that because things are going well and I literally stopped in my tracks and thought, “Fuck. When is this going to end?” I had a mental image of me sitting in a roller coaster car. I know that I’m climbing right now, and things are going well, but I can’t see the top and that makes me nervous.

Then I have to remind myself – that’s the deal. Up and down. Just focus on today. That’s always so much easier to say.

Thankfully little things make me smile, like these auctions:

Satan Cross in a lot.
Starting at $0.99.
You can pay more for the SC seller’s other Flesh lot.
MUSCLEMANIA lot. Shipping seems high.
This bidder is praying for the figures to be authentic. They are not.
Same.

Have you guys seen this?

Wow. What an embarrassingly pandering piece of shit. Kind of like this website. I’m trying to speak to a very specific audience too – M.U.S.C.L.E. collectors. I’m the Kid Rock of M.U.S.C.L.E. without the fame and money. Thankfully the readership of this site is 98% women – so I’ve totally had that part.

The other thing this video provides in great comments. YouTube always has crazy comments, but the ones for this video are hysterical. If you’re looking to be entertained, then I suggest reading them. I clicked “Show More” so many more times than I care to admit.

It’s Thursday evening. I don’t feel like there is enough in this week’s Epilogue. I blame eBay. I blame myself. I blame all the easy excuses.

The University of M.U.S.C.L.E Economics Building - Swoodington Hall

The University of M.U.S.C.L.E Economics Building - Swoodington Hall

Try again next week.

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